Jabberwocky
Ranting..musings..a venue for me to curse and swear..and to hell with anyone who snares
Friday, June 30, 2006
Beribu-ribu ampun tuanku
Menuju kawan-kawanku yang dikasihi (*da lang zan*)
I am back from Sabah.(the pix will be up soon!!) n now i can cross another state off the list of states i haven't visited..i know la, i very ulu..i still haven't visited sarawak, kedah n perlis but hopefully i'll be going there in the near future.Any takers? heh..n
Here's a very bad news for you guys.Due to the sudden change in plans( I went to EM),I no longer have time for my driving lessons, therefore they are extended indefinitely or at least until i have time to take a breather from classes..I know i know, i had such a long holiday but i kept putting it off until the last minute..I am a procrastinator..>.<
For all of you who still do not know,in 1 weeks time, i'll be moving to another city.HAHA...i know this is kua jiong, but the place i'm stayin now is a CITY okay..A CITY.heh.I'll be climbing up n down a hill to go to uni.If you dont know all these, you really havent been in touch with me for quite a long time =p
So, sorry la, you guys still have to be my drivers..Even ah cong will get her license faster than me.
Last but not least,I'll like to shout out A big THANK YOU to you, you and you for ferrying me around!read: emily jie LOL n beh n everyone that i hitched a ride from =)
Wednesday, June 28, 2006
A poem for her/him/'shims' which i find rather amusing
I shave my legs
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon .
I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.
I never forget an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest????
I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you DICK!?!
+ciders:How very apt eh? =)
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
Monday, June 19, 2006
lifted from my econs lecturer's blog.heh..on me
- she has a supercomputer that has high speed processing data, and checking inconsistency. often, they lead her jumping into wrong conclusions. ask intelligent questions in class, but always disappointed with inconsistent answer. well, that's life! everything is in a constant flux!
Saturday, June 17, 2006
Thursday, June 15, 2006
Croakin frenzy
Unbelievably, i went to redbox sunway twice in 2 weeks.Once with the yg-ians(Mou, Cong,Yuen,Hoong) and the other with some of my s1 classmates(Shi, Yik,RX,Joe,Fish)
I haven't seen shi n RX since we graduated from high school so was quite surprised to see them.D last time i saw Joe was also about a year ago.Evil joela, mock me about my haircut.Yes,I finally went for my long overdue appointment with the hairdresser >.< Shi hasn't changed much but RX was surprisingly, very much more tolerable.U guys know la, RX woh! don't be shocked when i say he's alot quieter.Yes i know,seriously! The guy who sat behind me for a year plus that used to terrorise me with his siti nurhaliza renditions,annoy me for fun with his whiny voice n molesting the guys around him!The one that Joe n I contemplated pushin him off the boat durin pangkor.I guess people do really change.Told Joe the anchor wasn't heavy enough =p
Redbox wasn't actually in our plans( the s1 peeps) but we kinda decided to go there after lunch at k.gary.The rates for a room differ greatly on diff days.The bill for the 6 of us came to some 120 bucks inclusive of drinks n tidbits which they forced to us.LOL.Yik(din't bring) n I(don't have) didnt have student cards so more exp(18++).Where else went i went with Yg peeps,it was student price.So, its wiser to book the room n borrow the cards.
I,as usual, was abit nuts n pranced around the room which could sit 15 people n fiddled with the light switch to do the effectsLOL! cool eh.It was like from one end of the sofa to the other end across the room.Do not ever wear white sox.At the end of the day, they looked mouldy.
RX was singing wu niang by jolin tsai, it was really funny and he&joe was dancing to the music.he was so excited he spilt his drink LOL.Well, we were bad too.Dropped the snacks on the floor but i know it costs 50 bucks if we dirty the room so we jsut chucked them back into the bowl LOL. Too bad if they decide to reuse them HEH
This time's song selection was pretty diverse, with the requisite boyband pop songs= BSB, Westlife ; sappy love songs(!!!!)= anson,fish leong,savage garden(I knew i loved you),leehom(forever love, kiss goodbye, wei yi, ai ni jiu shi ai zhi ji), david tao; canto pop=eason, leo and of course..our buatan msias.heh.Of cuz, being the world cup season, we also got Ricky's the cup of life!Do you really want it x3 then eveyrone will be shouting yea n ole ole ole.heh..High de.Yik sang Cak tin(Justin) who is renowned for his high vocals.We were amazed n destroyed his otherwise perfect rendition by providing backup vocals LOL
Also, all the oldies came out:Jeff chang, Jacky cheung, even richard marx!!Heh, this were the songs we grew up listening to..I got to sing the Leo Ku medley, which they sang later again.Damn,its addictive stuff!
We started at 230.I left around 7.They sang until 830!! WAH LAU EH.talkin about getting ur money's worth LOL.They didn't kick us out either.They left on their own accord.Yik can really sing!I'm amazed.S1 peeps are all brains yet they are somewhat fun.WOW.I dun think i had so much fun with them during high school .
Beh is now officially my partner in doing insane stuff n dueting songs off key.(Zong hou gong, we both from choir>.< )Another insane thing i did durin our YG gathering was when they cut our song when it was almost time.I had the Leo's medley on my phone so we just played the mp3 n sang along saje la in the room HEH.So, learn from me! =p